The United Kingdom of Kakorinfu is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nori Chuu Tetemuri with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.825 billion Kyakurese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenshukaku. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kyakurese economy, worth 288 trillion Omes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,401 Omes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and the Kyakurese basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakorinfu's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Batsuteism.

Kakorinfu is ranked 72,944^th in the world and 747^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.93 kickbacks per hour.