The Free Land of Kaiserestland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.03 billion Kaiserestlanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valgaville. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserestlandic economy, worth a remarkable 6,750 trillion Kaiser Kroons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,535 Kaiser Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kaiserestland's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBK Governor goes house hunting, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and the atmosphere in Kaiserestlandic boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaiserestland's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaiserestland is ranked 290,496^th in the world and 1^st in Aquarama for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.27 kickbacks per hour.