The Queendom of Kaerdydd is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.201 billion Kaerdyddians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Kaerdyddian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,314 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,272 per year while the poor average 15,778, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaerdydd's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaerdydd is ranked 247,676^th in the world and 1^st in Cardiff for Highest Poor Incomes, with 15,778.02 Standard Monetary Units.