The Softbois of Kacheek is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.938 billion Kacheekians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The powerhouse Kacheekian economy, worth 468 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,913 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, supervisors in Kacheek commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kacheek's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kacheek is ranked 211,501^st in the world and 1^st in DROAM for Safest, scoring 55.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.