The Republic of Kaburaki Roco is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 2.662 billion Kaburaki Rocoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kaburaki Rocoan economy, worth 141 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,212 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, almost all products in Kaburaki Roco are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaburaki Roco's national animal is the fan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaburaki Roco is ranked 162,044^th in the world and 859^th in Remembrance for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.