The Republic of Kabankalan- is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 599 million Kabankalanons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kabankalan economy, worth 41.2 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,836 Philippine Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and Kabankalan- has designated Kabankalan- City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kabankalan-'s national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kabankalan- is ranked 146,734^th in the world and 13^th in Negros Occidental for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.31 law-abiding acts per hour.