The Holy Christmas of K 3 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.436 billion K 3s are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient K 3ian economy, worth 413 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,316 candy cane gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

You can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. K 3's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

K 3 is ranked 77,600^th in the world and 3^rd in Freyaria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 39,440.39 Standard Monetary Units.