The United Socialist States of Juxton is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 871 million Juxtonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The all-consuming Juxtonian economy, worth 68.8 trillion Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 78,980 Diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Punting clubs and posh accents have been added to the national curriculum, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Juxton's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Juxton is ranked 139,645^th in the world and 11^th in Dude Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 476.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.