The Incorporated States of Juust is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 5.032 billion Juustians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The very strong Juustian economy, worth 318 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 63,296 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,633 per year while the poor average 11,021, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Juust's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Juust is ranked 229,299^th in the world and 1^st in Antifascist airport 149 for Largest Black Market, with 300 billion Standard Monetary Units.