The Shadowlands of Juskalherria is a behemoth, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 50.022 billion Juskalherrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Welfare is also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong Juskalherrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,963 trillion syrups a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,258 syrups, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Juskalherria has found 1 easter eggs), psychological disorders are a taboo subject, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Juskalherria's national animal is the marketbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juskalherria is ranked 57,097^th in the world and 7^th in United Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.