The Community of Jurong Bird Park is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doctor Goh Keng Swee with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 6.598 billion Jurong Bird Parkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The strong Jurong Bird Parkian economy, worth 327 trillion Singapore Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 49,639 Singapore Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Doctor Goh Keng Swee has just been declared ruler of Jurong Bird Park in an international press conference, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Jurong Bird Park's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Jurong Bird Park's national animal is the Singapura Merlion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Ornithology.

Jurong Bird Park is ranked 29,452^nd in the world and 3^rd in Sentosa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,591.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.