The Colony of Jupiter Moon is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.596 billion Jupiter Moonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The very strong Jupiter Moonian economy, worth 93.5 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,611 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,095 per year while the poor average 11,554, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jupiter Moon's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jupiter Moon is ranked 262,578^th in the world and 1^st in astryelblitz for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.