The Empire of Junk Destroyer is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.094 billion Junk Destroyerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Junk Destroyerian economy, worth 101 trillion Duckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,436 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, military spending is on the increase, glamping Junk Destroyerians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junk Destroyer's national animal is the Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Junk Destroyer is ranked 209,832^nd in the world and 3^rd in Simulacrum for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.