Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,470thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,150thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,111th
The Friendly Nature Spirits of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are the Junimos, keepers of the forest.
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Junimos

Population7.394 billion

Currencyseed
Animaldog

The Friendly Nature Spirits of Junimos is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.394 billion Junimos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The thriving Junimo economy, worth 488 trillion seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,003 seeds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,970 per year while the poor average 5,363, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junimos's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Junimos is ranked 146,858th in the world and 1st in The Junimo Hut for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Top
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,470thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,150thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,111thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,212thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,980thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,782ndMost Influential: 28,657thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30,372nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Junimos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Junimos, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Junimos, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Junimos, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
  • : Following new legislation in Junimos, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Junimos, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Junimos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Junimos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Junimos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Junimos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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