The Republic of Juneaux is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 311 million Juneauxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Juneauxian economy, worth 9.40 trillion Bells a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,228 Bells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBJ Governor goes house hunting, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juneaux's national animal is the Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Juneaux is ranked 253,237^th in the world and 37^th in AP Copotopia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.