The Crowned Principality of Jruhld is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Prince Jei Ezar with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.37 billion Jruhldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shepherd Creek. The average income tax rate is 14.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jruhldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Jruhld Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,801 Jruhld Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even secular Jruhldians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, many are questioning HRH Prince Jei Ezar wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jruhld's national animal is the Golden Haired Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Adonai.

Jruhld is ranked 5,006^th in the world and 1^st in Yochland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.44 law-abiding acts per hour.