The Fiefdom of JP Morgan is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 7.354 billion JP Morganians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The strong JP Morganian economy, worth 368 trillion runes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,973 runes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JP Morgan's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

JP Morgan is ranked 97,643^rd in the world and 6^th in Paperwork for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,876.42 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.