The United States of Joshayebee is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 92 million Joshayebeeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Joshayebeean economy, worth 4.92 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,464 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Joshayebee's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Joshayebee is ranked 50,001^st in the world and 246^th in Concord for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.84 percentage of bribes refused.