The Republic of Joseph Table is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Table with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.805 billion Joes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seinovo. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joe economy, worth a remarkable 2,684 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,771 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, it isn't 'real music' without several cannons, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joseph Table's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joseph Table is ranked 31,742^nd in the world and 5^th in Soviet Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 73,747.27 Standard Monetary Units.