The Free Land of Jorgenchau is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.58 billion Jorgens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeterna. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jorgean economy, worth 565 trillion Coronets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,951 Coronets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jorgenchau's national animal is the Silverhorse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jorgenchau is ranked 55,396^th in the world and 1^st in Germanische Allianz for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,994.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.