The Free Garminth Caesardom of Jordansville is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Caesars Manuel and Larimar with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.876 billion Jordansvilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordansville-Larimarria. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jordansvillean economy, worth 469 trillion Pectollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,271 Pectollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jordansville's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism and The Garminth Faith.

Jordansville is ranked 286,201^st in the world and 2^nd in International Treaty Organization for Most Primitive, scoring -457.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.