The Imperium of Jonarar is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Salta II with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.257 billion Jonarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonari. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jonarian economy, worth 769 trillion Jonars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 146,285 Jonars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonarar's national animal is the Blue Jonarian Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jonarar is ranked 154,449^th in the world and 2^nd in Newlands Federative Coalition for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.18 percentage of bribes refused.