The Producer of Jon-YAKITORY is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jon with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.186 billion Jon-YAKITORYians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saurwei. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Jon-YAKITORYian economy, worth 534 trillion Shins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,739 Shins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jon-YAKITORY's national animal is the Arachne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hololive.
Jon-YAKITORY is ranked 58,265th in the world and 14th in VTubers and Anime for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,730.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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Jon-YAKITORY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Devout.
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Jon-YAKITORY, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
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Jon-YAKITORY, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
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Jon-YAKITORY, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
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Jon-YAKITORY, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
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Jon-YAKITORY, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
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Jon-YAKITORY, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
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Jon-YAKITORY, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
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Jon-YAKITORY, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
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Jon-YAKITORY, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.



































