The Blue Xennial Federation of Jomero is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Xavier Ximenez with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.591 billion Jomeroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Europa. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jomeroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,539 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,651 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, third world countries are rich in "I Love Urbs Europa" t-shirts, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jomero's national animal is the Minotaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Jomero is ranked 716^th in the world and 24^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 20,366.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.