The Kingdom of Jololand is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 176 million Jololandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 59.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jololandian economy, worth 14.2 trillion Jolocoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,960 Jolocoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Jololandian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jololand's national animal is the Your mom, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jololand is ranked 311,674^th in the world and 16^th in Mazedornia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.