The Magical Queendom of Joke V is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Miss Joke with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning dog population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 27.275 billion Joke Vians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jokea. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Joke Vian economy, worth 556 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,386 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military funding has been stripped back, The Worship of Joke has been named as Joke V's national religion, Joke V has designated Jokea as its capital city, and Miss Joke has just been declared ruler of Joke V in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joke V's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worship of Joke.

Joke V is ranked 177,783^rd in the world and 2^nd in Clockworks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.63 law-abiding acts per hour.