The Republic of Joint Dispatch Office is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Bureaucrat population. The hard-working population of 666 million Joint Dispatch Officeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The Joint Dispatch Officean economy, worth 31.9 trillion Informations a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,885 Informations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joint Dispatch Office's national animal is the Bureaucrat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Joint Dispatch Office is ranked 219,076^th in the world and 12,184^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 281.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.