The Family Brand of Johnny Chimpo is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-working population of 19.262 billion Johnny Chimpoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Johnny Chimpoan economy, worth 846 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,942 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnny Chimpo's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Johnny Chimpo is ranked 187,523^rd in the world and 3,500^th in eta for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,269.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.