The Dominion of John McAfee in Belize is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 551 million John McAfee are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Captain's Cabin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse John McAfee economy, worth 43.1 trillion McAfee Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 78,226 McAfee Bucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,358 per year while the poor average 7,822, a ratio of 53.0 to 1.

Bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. John McAfee in Belize's national animal is the John McAfee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

John McAfee in Belize is ranked 143,541^st in the world and 9^th in ACA Puppet Storage for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 648.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.