The Kingdom of John Jones is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.89 billion John Jonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The John Jonesian economy, worth 126 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,494 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Jones's national animal is the Kitsune.

John Jones is ranked 208,086^th in the world and 596^th in Alliance of Storage Power for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 930.04 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.