The Republic of John James Audubon is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.2 billion John James Audubonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong John James Audubonian economy, worth 339 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,751 Silver Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in John James Audubon's many privately-owned prisons, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named John James Audubon's new capital. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. John James Audubon's national animal is the Pink Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

John James Audubon is ranked 146,396^th in the world and 8^th in Save The Planet for Highest Average Incomes, with 54,751.05 Standard Monetary Units.