The United States of John Boozman is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The quiet, industrious population of 4.592 billion John Boozmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The John Boozmanian economy, worth 142 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,048 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Boozman's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

John Boozman is ranked 141,316^th in the world and 1^st in OAS for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,621.25 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.