Population | 7.573 billion |
Capital | Château-Royal |
Leader | Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn |
Faith | Makinist Upper Order |
Currency | Jocynian shilling |
Animal | tiger |
The Great Theocratic Empire of Jocyn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.573 billion Jocyniens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Château-Royal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.1%.
The frighteningly efficient jocynien economy, worth a remarkable 3,902 trillion Jocynian shillings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 515,353 Jocynian shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,018,316 per year while the poor average 16,922, a ratio of 237 to 1.
Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Jocyn's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Makinist Upper Order.
Jocyn is ranked 40,298th in the world and 11th in Calme Ybovien for Most Stationary, with 1,123.60680172452 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, atheists on vacation find Makinist Upper Order's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Jocyn, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.