The United States of Joanglesh is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 23 million Joangleshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Joangleshian economy, worth 1.01 trillion dindins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,063 dindins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Joanglesh's national animal is the leão.

Joanglesh is ranked 106,125^th in the world and 5^th in First United Federation for Highest Poor Incomes, with 29,594.78 Standard Monetary Units.