The Kingdom of Jizzlin is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12 million Jizzlinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 47.6%.

The Jizzlinian economy, worth 505 billion jkozzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,139 jkozzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jizzlin's national animal is the Animalwith67, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jizzlin is ranked 319,238^th in the world and 212^th in Corsair for Largest Populations, with 12.0 million capita.