The Holy Enjoyable Dictat Regime of Jimmyjoy is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.036 billion Jimmyjoyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jimmyjoyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,637 trillion dingoberries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,562 dingoberries, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmyjoy's national animal is the huppypuppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is happiness.

Jimmyjoy is ranked 17,862^nd in the world and 1^st in Galactic Empire for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,407.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.