The Hive Colony of Jijabuda is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Hive Queen Ik' Raa-Sina with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.334 billion Jijabudans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitakalosz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The large but underdeveloped Jijabudan economy, worth 221 trillion Jijewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,545 Jijewels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 124,775 per year while the poor average 10,799, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, Jijabudans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jijabuda's national animal is the Gorim, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zawi'Haa.

Jijabuda is ranked 314,370^th in the world and 57^th in Kantrias for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.