The Imperfect States of Jicerir is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.836 billion Jiceririans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jiceririan economy, worth a remarkable 2,146 trillion Etmoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. Average income is 90,049 Etmoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors recommend a daily intake of a cupful of coins, the media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation, Jiceririan doors require a Ph.D. to open, and full-page newspaper ads are taken out linking apples and gravitational acceleration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jicerir's national animal is the boa constrictor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jicerir is ranked 321,652^nd in the world and 5^th in The Satanic Temple for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.