The Republic of Jiangsoi is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 445 million Jiangsoi Rens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jiangsoinese economy, worth 16.8 trillion Hong Kong Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,774 Hong Kong Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflex hammers and sickle cell research are uniform comrades, public nudity is compulsory, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiangsoi's national animal is the Jiangsoi Jungle Bears, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jiangsoi is ranked 197,863^rd in the world and 6^th in China Home for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 36.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.