Population | 21.282 billion |
Capital | Rood |
Leader | Patriarch Ledenkal Verlend |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Calis |
Animal | bluebird |
The Theocracy of Jhtalith is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Patriarch Ledenkal Verlend with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.282 billion Jhtalithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jhtalithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion Calis a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,165 Calis, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
The morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka. Crime is moderate. Jhtalith's national animal is the bluebird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.
Jhtalith is ranked 276,609th in the world and 48th in Civiles Conservare for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.16 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jhtalith was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive, Most Avoided, Most Valuable International Artwork, Largest Black Market, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Jhtalith, ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka.
- : Following new legislation in Jhtalith, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
- : Following new legislation in Jhtalith, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Jhtalith, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
- : Jhtalith's influence in Civiles Conservare rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Jhtalith was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Jhtalith, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Following new legislation in Jhtalith, some magnifier-wielding Jhtalithians say Patriarch Ledenkal Verlend seems a little lacking in something.
- : Following new legislation in Jhtalith, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.