The Precious Gemnation of Jhauzchenilhe is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Melodia Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.064 billion Jhauzchenilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goshenitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jhauzchenilhean economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion Goshenites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 330,042 Goshenites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Melodia Darklight to progressive thinkers, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jhauzchenilhe's national animal is the Woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Jhauzchenilhe is ranked 1,804^th in the world and 49^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,069.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.