The Global Breakfast Franchise of Jgja is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Fred the Baker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.435 billion Jgjans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quincy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jgjan economy, worth 820 trillion donuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,559 donuts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,723 per year while the poor average 30,532, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, Jgjans ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, Jgjan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Jgjan roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jgja's national animal is the sprinkle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jgja is ranked 38,498^th in the world and 1^st in The Radiant for Highest Average Incomes, with 127,559.43 Standard Monetary Units.