
| Population | 5.25 billion |
| Capital | THE CIRCUS |
| Leader | JEVIL |
| Faith | CHAOS |
| Currency | JEVILSTAIL |
| Animal | DEVILSKNIFE |
The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.25 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 262,104 JEVILSTAILS, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, cutting remarks are the limit of JEVIL's violent tendencies, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.
JEVIL is ranked 134th in the world and 1st in Dark World for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 41,101.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEVIL, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
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JEVIL, cutting remarks are the limit of JEVIL's violent tendencies.
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JEVIL, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe.
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JEVIL, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
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JEVIL, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce.
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JEVIL, a flying elephant and JEVIL share the same nickname.
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JEVIL agreed to construct embassies between Dark World and Pax Hangrakia.
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JEVIL, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous CHAOTIC bee.
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JEVIL, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
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JEVIL, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the THE CIRCUS River.



















































































