
| Population | 5.717 billion |
| Capital | THE CIRCUS |
| Leader | JEVIL |
| Faith | CHAOS |
| Currency | JEVILSTAIL |
| Animal | DEVILSKNIFE |
The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.717 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 270,272 JEVILSTAILS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's biggest export is stupidity, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in JEVIL, and senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.
JEVIL is ranked 211th in the world and 1st in Dark World for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 725.5 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEVIL, senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in JEVIL.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
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JEVIL, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging.

















































































