Highest Drug Use: 64thRudest Citizens: 131stLargest Gambling Industry: 134th
The WORLD REVOLVING of
Anarchy
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
JEVIL
Influence
Duckspeaker
Chaos Jester
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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JEVIL

Population5.25 billion

CapitalTHE CIRCUS
LeaderJEVIL
FaithCHAOS

CurrencyJEVILSTAIL
AnimalDEVILSKNIFE

The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.25 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 262,104 JEVILSTAILS, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, cutting remarks are the limit of JEVIL's violent tendencies, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.

JEVIL is ranked 134th in the world and 1st in Dark World for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 41,101.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 64thRudest Citizens: 131stLargest Gambling Industry: 134thHighest Crime Rates: 156thMost Armed: 227thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 233rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 314thFattest Citizens: 316thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rdMost Avoided: 354thMost Rebellious Youth: 437thLargest Retail Industry: 491stHighest Disposable Incomes: 822ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,486thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,514thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,625thMost Inclusive: 2,698thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,619thHighest Average Incomes: 5,163rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,556thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,436thMost Efficient Economies: 8,637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,018thMost Accessible: 9,102ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,551stMost Cultured: 9,765thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,094thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,229thNudest: 13,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,516thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,949thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,630thHighest Food Quality: 16,753rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,553rdHighest Economic Output: 25,763rdMost Politically Free: 26,302ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,541stMost Extreme: 27,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,792nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, cutting remarks are the limit of JEVIL's violent tendencies.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, a flying elephant and JEVIL share the same nickname.
  • : JEVIL agreed to construct embassies between Dark World and Pax Hangrakia.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous CHAOTIC bee.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in JEVIL, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the THE CIRCUS River.

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