
| Population | 5.904 billion |
| Capital | THE CIRCUS |
| Leader | JEVIL |
| Faith | CHAOS |
| Currency | JEVILSTAIL |
| Animal | DEVILSKNIFE |
The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.904 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 270,908 JEVILSTAILS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.
JEVIL is ranked 293,407th in the world and 40th in Dark World for Most Conservative, scoring 7.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEVIL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
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JEVIL, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
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JEVIL, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
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JEVIL, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
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JEVIL, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
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JEVIL, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
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JEVIL, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
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JEVIL, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities.
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JEVIL, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables.
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JEVIL, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.















































































