Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,286thLargest Mining Sector: 8,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,710th
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Jethro Tull

Population7.717 billion

CapitalBlackpool

Currencyflute
AnimalAqualing

The Kingdom of Jethro Tull is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.717 billion Jethro Tullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackpool. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jethro Tullian economy, worth 804 trillion flutes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,255 flutes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Jethro Tull are harbingers of war, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jethro Tull's national animal is the Aqualing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jethro Tull is ranked 45,397th in the world and 9th in England for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,286thLargest Mining Sector: 8,101stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,739thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,657thMost Developed: 18,158thMost Devout: 18,585thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,962ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 30,054thLargest Black Market: 30,348thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,698thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,724th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jethro Tull was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, foreign nationals who stumble near Jethro Tull are harbingers of war.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, Leader sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jethro Tull, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.

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