The Kingdom of Jethro Tull is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.717 billion Jethro Tullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackpool. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Jethro Tullian economy, worth 804 trillion flutes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,255 flutes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign nationals who stumble near Jethro Tull are harbingers of war, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jethro Tull's national animal is the Aqualing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jethro Tull is ranked 45,397th in the world and 9th in England for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
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Jethro Tull was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Jethro Tull, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
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Jethro Tull, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers.
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Jethro Tull, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
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Jethro Tull, foreign nationals who stumble near Jethro Tull are harbingers of war.
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Jethro Tull, aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes.
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Jethro Tull, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
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Jethro Tull, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough.
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Jethro Tull, Leader sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
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Jethro Tull, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.































