The Republic of Jet Trooper 13 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.49 billion Jet Trooper 13ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jet Trooper 13ian economy, worth 61.4 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,192 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jet Trooper 13's national animal is the Droid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jet Trooper 13 is ranked 232,631^st in the world and 4,935^th in eta for Rudest Citizens, with 31.78 insults per minute.