The Republic of Jet Trooper 12 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.488 billion Jet Trooper 12ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jet Trooper 12ian economy, worth 79.4 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,335 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are illegal, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, structures are raised on promises, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jet Trooper 12's national animal is the Droid, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jet Trooper 12 is ranked 101,985^th in the world and 2^nd in We should nuke the uk for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.41 percentage of bribes refused.