The Urchin of JesusMovingAndStorage is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus Sanchez with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 32.296 billion Christians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calumet City. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The very strong JesusMovingAndStoragean economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion shekles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,098 shekles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, and under love's heavy burden Jesus Sanchez sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JesusMovingAndStorage's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Bokononism.

JesusMovingAndStorage is ranked 162,834^th in the world and 3^rd in God for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 721.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.