Highest Economic Output: 13,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,902ndLargest Black Market: 15,237th
The Anschluss of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Jerzylvania

Population16.601 billion

Capitalthe only town without representation
Leader-insert desired name here-
Faithvaries per individuals

Currencydeciduous tree leave
Animalclock face

The Anschluss of Jerzylvania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by -insert desired name here- with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.601 billion Jerzylvanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the only town without representation. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jerzylvanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion deciduous tree leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,481 deciduous tree leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, Jerzylvanian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and write-in candidate '-insert desired name here- Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the clock face and its national religion is varies per individuals.

Jerzylvania is ranked 90,472nd in the world and 1st in Democracy for Most Stationary, with 500.95483911092 days.

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Highest Economic Output: 13,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,902ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,237thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,371stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,556thLargest Populations: 22,587thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,492ndMost Cultured: 24,654thFattest Citizens: 25,435th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jerzylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Jerzylvania lodged a message on the Democracy Regional Message Board.
  • : Jerzylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Jerzylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Jerzylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, write-in candidate '-insert desired name here- Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Jerzylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Jerzylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Jerzylvania changed its national nation type to "Anschluss".
  • : Jerzylvania altered its national flag.

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