The District of Jerichower Land is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.735 billion Jerichower Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The strong Jerichower Landian economy, worth 101 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,677 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and a major religion has been named as Jerichower Land's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerichower Land's national animal is the Germany, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jerichower Land is ranked 259,963^rd in the world and 10^th in Saxony Anhalt for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.