Population | 41.024 billion |
Capital | Beachnest |
Leader | Lady Janna |
Faith | birdism |
Currency | gumnut |
Animal | pygmy possum |
The Squawking Galahs of Jenerian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Janna with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 41.024 billion Jenereens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beachnest. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jenerianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,283 trillion gumnuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,405 gumnuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', Jenereens are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and one can walk from one side of Beachnest to the other without setting foot on Jenerianian soil. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenerian's national animal is the pygmy possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is birdism.
Jenerian is ranked 901st in the world and 1st in Dragon Lair for Most Stationary, with 4,818.66358272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jenerian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Jenerian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Jenerian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Jenerian, one can walk from one side of Beachnest to the other without setting foot on Jenerianian soil.
- : Following new legislation in Jenerian, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Jenerian, Jenereens are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Following new legislation in Jenerian, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Jenerian, Lady Janna's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Jenerian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Longest Average Lifespans, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Jenerian, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.