The Squawking Galahs of Jenerian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lady Janna with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 46.425 billion Jenereens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beachnest. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jenerianian economy, worth a remarkable 5,001 trillion gumnuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,723 gumnuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenerian's national animal is the pygmy possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is birdism.

Jenerian is ranked 36,205^th in the world and 7^th in Dragon Lair for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50 on the Kitten Softness Rating.